He adventured to the top of the land, cursing and shouting on his way. To all that were 

watching him from a distance he seemed like a perfectly average hiker; out on his daily walk enjoying the scenery with a bit too much enthusiasm. For those who were close by he seemed like the most unpleasant man in the universe with a face that would make hell freeze over; an unlucky few even had to resort to shoving grass in their ears to avoid the hurtful words that were coming from his mouth. Now I'm going to assume you are wondering who this mysterious man is, well to be honest that may or may not be classified so for these purposes I'm going to call him Patient Q (mainly because that letter is way too neglected). How can I describe Patient Q to you; well he's usually a pretty average, run of the mill, man who was always seen but never heard; until today. This is the day where Q's life instantaneously turned into a perfectly timed series of unfortunate events; it all started with three knocks and a body crashing through his immaculate front porch.